He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….