The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...