Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!