Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...