Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...