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A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
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Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
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