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Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
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1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
There is a monkey in the bar
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The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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