Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!