Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...