Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.