Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...