Doctor, Doctor!!!
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One-liners for kids.
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It Only Hurt When…
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Graphics work too much
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Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
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Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two angry neighbors
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Phrases for Work.
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Irish case of assault and battery
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Unique job interviews
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