Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...