Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...