The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...