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The Bachelor Diet
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Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
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