Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...