Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...