Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?