Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.