IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...