Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!