Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...