Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!