Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!