Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...