Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!