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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
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Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
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At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...