Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...