Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!