Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...