Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...