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How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
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What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
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Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Favorite House Pet
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