Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...