Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...