Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...