Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...