The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...