Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...