Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
An insurance company
|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...