Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...