Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes How many can you solve? (Answers below)1. A research...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...