A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!