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There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...