Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...