George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...