Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...