Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...