Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...