Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...